Please Pass The Chicken:Help Our Church.

Read the Church Events in the Lancaster news on Friday and it is obvious that many Southern Baptist Churches are struggling financially.The promises of God in Mal.3:10 and Phil.4:19 have become obsolete.

Tithes and free-will offerings have been replaced by:

1.Chicken plates for sale,$6.50,eat in or take out.

2.Bar-b-que plates,$7.00,yum yum good.

3.Hot dogs and hamburgers,$3.50.Best in Lancaster.

4.Youth car wash all day Sat.Our church has a $200,000 dollar budget but we can’t afford to send our kids to youth camp in their designer clothes.

5.We are asking local businesses to donate cookies,chips and drinks to our V.B.S.Our pastor went to the Southern Baptist Convention and we are running low on money.

6.Please sponser one of our young people in the Rocking chair marathon for missions.For $5.oo they will rock for one hour.

7.WMU yard sale,Sat.8–until.Please give to “Lottie Moon” and not to the lottery.

8.If we reach our car wash goal of $500.00 Sat,the preacher will eat a bucket of K.F.C. on top of the church following the morning service.

9.Our preacher fell off  of the top of the church Sunday while eating his chicken dinner.

10.We are sponsering a walk-a-thon next Sat to help with hospital expenses for our Pastor.Please come!!

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3 Comments on “Please Pass The Chicken:Help Our Church.”

  1. chadwick Says:

    LOL!!! 🙂

    Funny . . . but soberingly true!

    Chadwick

  2. Jim Says:

    What a load of truth!! Our churches are in pitiful shape financially and spiritually!


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